Well, d'oh

Newsweek:

"Doritos is not bad for you ... Doritos is nothing but corn mashed up, fried a little bit with just very little oil, and then flavored in the most delectable way." —PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi, discussing snack-food health concerns on Fox Business Network. 

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